Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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sweating like antoni with a girl

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Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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Pickle

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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