- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

Why is the ground wet It rained

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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