- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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