"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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