- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

who is really lanky? james cornish

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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