Anti-jokes are funny.

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Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

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Why is the ground wet It rained

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

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What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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