- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

What do you call an blank test? an F

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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