- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Well this is pointless.....

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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