- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

What's old and wrinkly? old people

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

Kys

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Nickelback

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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