where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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