Infamous last words: "Phew these Germans are finally gonna let us take a shower! Okay who farted! And do not lie because it smells like gas in here!" "Oh Crickey! That reptoil looks dangerous! Good thing I am immune to reptoils... Wait are Manta-Roys reptoils? uh oh..." "Hi OJ dear! Say hello to my brothe..." Moral: Hmm my chest hurts I wonder if... YAAAAaaaaaaaaaaRAGHGHGhGHGHG *dead* RESURRECTION! Phew...

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Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

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a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

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Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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hola said the chinese man

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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why am I writing this...im bored

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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