What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

hola said the chinese man

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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