- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

What do you call an blank test? an F

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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