Whats 9 + 10 19

why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

I like boys!!!!! CC

OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

Diana and victoria

when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

Whats a cat? A cat!

Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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