Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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Anti Joke

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