Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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Your mother is so fat.

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The joke below me is retarded

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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