What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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Anti Joke

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