What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Netball.

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Women's rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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