- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

what happens when you wake up inception

Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

My mom touched my wiener : \

What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

my names jim haha

A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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