A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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I'm funny.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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