why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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i have cancer

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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minorities

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