- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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