What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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Womens rights

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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LOL -LOL GUY

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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