Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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9/11

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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Politics.

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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