What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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hi

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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Animal

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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