Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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Animal

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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