- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

Whats 9 + 10 19

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

Diana and victoria

The economy.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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