- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Knock knock, come in.

Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

Where did John go? Refrigerator

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

why did the black man drown? he cant swim

A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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