A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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Christianity.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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