- Anti Joke

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

whats green and slimy? green slim

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

human centipede

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor