- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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