Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

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why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

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What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

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What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

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can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

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What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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