'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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