What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

How many people live in China? At least ten.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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