A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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#Getweird

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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Anti Joke

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