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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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