- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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