- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

What do you call an blank test? an F

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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