What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

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Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

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What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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