Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

thumb_up thumb_down +24

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops