- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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