Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

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A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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