- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

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What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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