- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

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