- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

You sick fiend

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

What did the old man say? Im old

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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