what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

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man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

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Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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why are balck people black because they are

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Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

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Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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