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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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