Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

if you don't like this you're gay

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

Granny porn!

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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