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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

What did the old man say? Im old

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

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