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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Why did the dog die? He was old

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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