How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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whats green and slimy? green slim

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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womens rights

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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PIED NINNY!

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

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When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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