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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

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Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

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Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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why are balck people black because they are

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Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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