- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

Knock Knock? Come in.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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