What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

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-How do fit an elefant in a refrigerator? Open the door and shove it in -How do u fit a giraffe in a refrigerator? Take the elephant out and put the giraffe in -If the king of the jungle has a meating which animal doesn't come? The giraffe because hes in the refrigerator -How do u cross a lake where aligators and snakes live? U swimm because they're at the meeting

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What do you do at a club? You club.

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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