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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

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Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Where's my baby??

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

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