Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

I have an idea! You leave.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

A house comes around the corner.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

So one time there was this woman learning...

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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