How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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