Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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You're on fire.

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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Womens Basketball.

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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