why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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a. why? b. because I wanted

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A black guy gets arrested...

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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