What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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