- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

Knock Knock! Come in.

Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

Hitler. lol, sucks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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