- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

What's the difference between a duck?

what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

Diana and victoria

What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

BUT HWY?

why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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