What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

thumb_up thumb_down -138

what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

thumb_up thumb_down +59

Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

why did the black man drown? he cant swim

thumb_up thumb_down +45

whats black. an african american person

thumb_up thumb_down +37

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

thumb_up thumb_down +31

"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

thumb_up thumb_down +27

What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

thumb_up thumb_down +3

i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

thumb_up thumb_down +1

what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops