How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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Poop.

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Knock knock, come in.

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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