what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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I'm funny.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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