- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

The economy.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

BUT HWY?

what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

My mom touched my wiener : \

Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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